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rnilkbreath: eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight: punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick. if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
lonelywhiteasian: what the fuck is a tumblr
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere) Realist shit you’ll ever read. (via avocadh0e)
lovability: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re looking for is diamond omfg
aud-ler: what i have learned from talking about my feelings it’s better to not talk about my feelings
drowning my sorrows on tumblr
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept