May 2013
When you're seriously trying to watch something...
sodamnrelatable:
rnilkbreath:
eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
lonelywhiteasian:
what the fuck is a tumblr
“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...”
– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
Realist shit you’ll ever read.
(via avocadh0e)
lovability:
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
omfg
aud-ler:
what i have learned from talking about my feelings
it’s better to not talk about my feelings
drowning my sorrows on tumblr
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
